[Adam Miner]

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Select * FROM Table `YoMamma`
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.yomama {volume:loud;}
.yomama .buttox {width:120%; border-bottom:thick; max-width:auto; size:landscape; }

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Yo momma is so fat, the recursive function int yourMom{ (return yourMom();} causes a stack overflow

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Yo momma's so fat, that using Einstein's e=mc2, your mom's weight approaches infinite in a school zone.

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Yo mommas so fat, you took a picture of her and had to re-format your sd card to ntfs cause it was over 4 gig

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Yo momma's so old she cut a fart and caused the Big Bang.

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Your mom's file system is FAT32!

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Yo' Momma's so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3 * 10^8 m/s.

more at http://www.reddit.co...okes_ill_start/, I thought it was funny so I posted some here

[Total! Media]

Adam Miner, on March 09 2010 - 04:38 AM, said:

more at http://www.reddit.co...okes_ill_start/, I thought it was funny so I posted some here

Did you just pwn us all with educational yo mamma jokes? 0_o

[xiofire]

Total! Media, on March 09 2010 - 12:40 PM, said:

Did you just pwn us all with educational yo mamma jokes? 0_o

<?php
$lastpost = array(
   'intelligence' => 0
);
$mintelligence = 10;
if($lastpost['intelligence'] < $mintelligence)
{
    echo "No ****.";
}
?>

[asxesis]

xiofire, on March 09 2010 - 05:45 PM, said:

<?php
$lastpost = array(
 'intelligence' => 0
);
$mintelligence = 10;
if($lastpost['intelligence'] < $mintelligence)
{
 echo "No ****.";
}
?>

lol